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Compulsively Eating Wheat Thins
Welp. I guess I’m going all in on this writing thing as it has become undeniably apparent that I am “quiet quitting”. After literal decades…
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From Pickup Lines to the Pickup Line
Let’s talk about T. Swift. That bitch has lived!! Then she tells us all about it! I love her and her twisty romances and fuck…
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Corkscrewing through life, moody AF
Let’s talk about The Pause. Perimenopouse. Perimenopause is like the jury duty of women’s health. I’m like, what can I do to postpone this shit…
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A Full 90s Revival! From Tae Bo to TRL!
This morning during my Peloton ride (shout out Cody Rigsby), I heard a song that I have not heard in 25 years. That shit brought…