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Grab Your Lemons
PSATATBOT (Public Service Announcement To All The Bitches Out There): STOP listening to SAD music. Just stop. There is a time and place for everything,…
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Is ankle nudity out?
Dear reader, Can someone please explain to me what I am supposed to be doing with my socks? For years I put a ridiculous amount…
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Super Septic Man
My septic guy is here pumping our tank right now. He is like a fucking superhero. For those of you with sewer hook ups that…
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“Dance Contest. You, me, now!”
QUESTION: Would you buy a house if when you went to look at it, you noticed through the windows of the house next door that…
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